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Dec23

Best Album Title Contest Results!

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Hello, darlings. Have you missed me? Probably. Of course, you’re probably not reading this. You’re probably scrolling to the bottom of this post to find out who the winner was. Honestly. You people. But, since you’re not reading this, let me take this opportunity to confess that it WAS me who accidentally stole and ate your candy bar in the 3rd grade. My bad.

Coming in at number 5:

“Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone?” by The Unicorns

James Strickland had this to say about his choice:

“…it’s quirky, and the odd levity of the phrase underscores the fact that the title is about them being dead. Which also describes their musical style, so it’s a fitting title.”

I chose this for the poll because I adored it.  I mean, doesn’t it seem like a really random thought to have?  It was definitely in my top 2. But you voters didn’t agree with me. Which means that I should probably revisit this whole “democracy” idea I’ve got going…

Coming in at number 4:

“Good News For People Who Love Bad News” by Modest Mouse

Jimmy Proszeck had this to say about his choice:

“I’m sure Isaac or one of the other band members worked hard on the title to make a catchy play on words. I appreciate that. Also, this is the only ‘bad news’ that I’ve ever enjoyed, to my best recollection.”

I chose this title because Jimmy’s right. That play on words is fantastic. And it creates such a fun logical conundrum. Think about it. REALLY think about it…you’re welcome.

Coming in at number 3:

“Highly Refined Pirates” by Minus the Bear

Jon Woodson had this to say about his choice:

“I really wish I had some introspective or meaningful reason, but I don’t. It just sounds like the greatest job ever. Being an intelligent and cultured sailor, while also being a badass who takes what he wants, when he wants.”

I chose this title because, like Jon, I love the idea of a pirate being all piratey, but a perfect gentle person all the same.  That IS the romantic image we all have of pirates, isn’t it?

And now.  The runner-up for best album title is…

“Hooray For Boobies” by Bloodhound Gang

Unfortunately, Zorro (I fervently hope that is your real name, by the way) was unavailable for comment.

That being said, I think it’s pretty obvious why I chose this title.  I mean, “Hooray For Boobies”?  This album title is just in your face about what it thinks.  You have to admire that (while you’re giggling like a school girl…it’s cool.  I did the same thing.).

And the winner!

“I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass” by Yo La Tengo

Trevor Green had this to say about his choice:

I chose the album title “I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass” because it made me laugh. This was the first Yo La Tengo album that I knew of, and the title intrigued me enough to listen to it.

I chose this title because it was hilarious.  Like Trevor said, it made me laugh.  Then you have the added bonus of it being a meaningful statement.  I mean, when you’re being bullied, I feel like this should be your go to phrase [NOTE: Don't actually use it if your physical abilities do not match your verbal ones].

Congratulations, Trevor!  You win the $10 iTunes gift card!  Just in time for Christmas, too.

For all of you who entered but didn’t win, don’t lose heart!  New contest announced after the holidays.  Try your hand!

And for those of you wondering where this week’s setlist is, cut me some slack.  I’ve been Christmas shopping and listening to a ton of new music.  I am so excited about so much of what I’m listening to.  It’s insane.  So, new playlist tomorrow.

Also, head on over to the Fun. store to preorder the bundle for “Some Nights.”  You get entered to win insane prizes, and you get a free download of “One Foot”!  I’m not sure how I feel about the song yet, but I’m going to listen to it 10 times before I make any hasty judgments.

Now.  Have a wonderful evening, and Happy Christmas Eve’s Eve!

Dec18

Best Album Title Contest Poll!

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All right.  Here’s the poll, kids.  I’m quite thrilled with the entries.  They range from the hilarious to the profound and back to hilarious.

Let everyone know what you think by voting!  Remember, you have until Thursday (the 22nd) to vote!  The poll will close at 6 then.

So, with no further adieu, here’s the poll!

Like I said, great entries.  Now vote!

Dec15

Weekly Setlist – Dec. 15

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Good evening, darlings.  Is everyone (assuming you’re still in school) done with finals?  If you’re not, I laugh at you.  If you are, I congratulate you.  Sorry, people still agonizing over tests and whatnot.  It’s the way of the world.

But you know what might make studying and test-taking a bit easier?  This playlist.

December 15 Setlist

Here is the playlist on Spotify and Grooveshark (“This Is Not A Song” by Islands is unavailable on the Grooveshark playlist).  And, for you folks too important to listen to the playlist as the creator intended, here are the songs on YouTube:

“You Are A Runner And I Am My Father’s Son” by Wolf Parade

“Rill Rill” by Sleigh Bells*

“Romantic Comedy” by Stars

“Sun And Water” by Absent Elk

“This Is Not A Song” by Islands

“Our Smallest Adventures” by I Was A Cub Scout

“Oh Comely” by Neutral Milk Hotel

And that’s all I have for you tonight, kids.  Other than to remind you to enter the best album title contest.  I have some pretty great entries in thus far, and the poll is closed for new entries on Saturday at noon.  Don’t you want to know what the best album title is?  Don’t you think you know better than any of the other people who read this blog?  You probably do.  You should probably enter to prove it.

Good night and good luck!

*Thank you, Jimmy Proszek, for putting this song on the Christmas mix you made me.  It was real great.  That applies to the entire mix.  Check out Jimmy and his random awesomeness here.

Dec12

Best Album Title Contest!

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I’ve thought long and hard about what this contest should be. On the one hand, I really liked the idea of the best band shirt contest. On the other limb, I received a couple of almost-complaints about how involved the last contest was.

So. I compromise. The next contest is best album title.

Details:

  1. You need to get your entries in before noon on Saturday, December 17th.  High noon.  Be there.
  2. The poll will go up late Saturday or early Sunday.  The poll will close next Wednesday or Thursday (depending on when the poll goes out).  That means the 21st or 22nd, your job becomes voting.  Vote wisely.
  3. And how do you enter?  Comment on this post.  Post on my Facebook page.  Tweet me.  Really, anything on my Contact page.  I’m also a big fan of smoke signals.
  4. Prize.  As before, the winner will get a $10 iTunes gift card.  The only way you’ll get it, of course, is if you have a valid e-mail address.
Requirements:
  1. The album needs to actually exist and should be purchasable on iTunes or Bandcamp.
  2. There are no other requirements for entries!  Pick the title because it makes you laugh!  Pick it because you think it’s profound!  Pick it because it’s iconic (or ironic)!  Just enter!

And, you anarchy loving fiends you, I’m afraid there are rules.

  1. As before, the winner will be decided via poll. You and your peers make this decision, not I.
  2. You may enter as many times as you like, but only one of your entries will make it onto the poll. Should you enter multiple times, I will pick my favorite and put it on the poll.
  3. If the same album title is entered by different people, the FIRST person to submit it will be given SOLE credit for it.
  4. I am the law.

If you don't understand this reference, I'm sad for you.

PS:  Here’s a song to listen to.  Enjoy.