Best Band T-Shirt Contest!

Hello chicks. (Note: I’m affectionately/condescendingly referring to baby chickens, not slang for females) It’s new contest time. And everyone (I DO mean everyone) has the chance to win. Here’s the topic:

BEST BAND T-SHIRTS!

Yeah. That’s for real. And, I’m really pumped about this one. But, darlings, you know how you get. Crazy and squabble-like. So, here are the rules:

You MUST provide an image of the shirt (a link to it, or a pic you took) and, if it’s unclear from the shirt or picture, you must provide the band information (though it doesn’t have to be a “big” band).
Hoodies or jackets are not viable entries. Let’s not be elitist, darlings. Stick with the t-shirt.
As from before, the winner will be decided on a poll. The poll will consist of at least five entries. The number of entries past five depends entirely on how good I think the entries are. No pressure, or anything.
You may enter as many times as you like, though only one entry of yours will make it on to the poll. I will pick the one I think is best.
You must have a viable e-mail address to be eligible for the prize.
If more than one person submits the same shirt, the FIRST person who submitted the shirt will be given SOLE credit for it.
I reserve the right to mock and/or praise all of your submissions.
And, as always, I am the final judge of everything. If I think the shirt is offensive (i.e., a Justin Bieber shirt) or I decide that it looks stupid (i.e., a Justin Bieber shirt), I may throw it out. Just because. What I’m saying is, don’t bank on me being above petty emotions. I’m really not.

Now. Go forth. Be fruitful and enter the contest. Oh. What’s that you say? I haven’t told you what the prize is? Couldn’t you guess?

It’s a $10 iTunes gift card again. But you know what? I’ve come to realize that the second place winner deserves a little something too. So. Here’s the deal. The second place winner will receive a virtual high five. STRIVE FOR THAT HIGH FIVE. It’s probably worth more than the $10 giftcard in the cosmic swirl of our galaxy.

And, as before, you can contact me in a plethora of ways. A veritable cornacopia of ways. You can e-mail me, Tweet me, Facebook me, comment on this post, use smoke signals, tin cans, messages left in bottles and any other obscure method of communication that floats your boat.

You have one week from today to get the entries in. Next Friday at 6:00, this contest will be closed. Next Saturday at high noon (or thereabouts), the poll will go up and the voting will commence. You will have until Tuesday at 12 to vote. After that, this thing will be closed and a winner will be announced Tuesday night (probably around 5).

There are the details. Spread the word. Make up a jazz dance for it. VOTE! And, above all, keep calm and carry on.